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The asker has declined this answer Comment: idiot and an asshole
Explanation: Okay, I'll play the game. Since you've given two variations on the same theme, my guess is you're not looking for a translation of something you've seen but a unique and catchy sounding French version of "Daily Dilemma" for the christening of a new boat! This play on words may do the trick.