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Reet - it wor twa lads frum ovver't Pennines. (and a bit further).
A Northerner applied for the job and was invited to an interview.
Interviewer: have you any tree felling experience?
Highly skilled?: Aye.
Are you used to working fast: Aye.
Have you worked abroad?: Aye.
For how long: neigh on six month
Where?: In 't Sahara
Interviewer: But there are no trees in the Sahara!
Aye ah tell'd thee ah wor good and fast.