English translation: Gee, grandma, are you alright?
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Special thanks to Nicole Schnell. I think her answer is the most accurate. However, my thanks also to the other people who answered: David Moore, Cristina Moldovan do Amaral and WilRoy for their brave attempts at answering it and for the time they took.