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Who was Jesus? | all of that and more beyond

sergey (X) — Thu, 08 May 2003 16:12:00 +0000

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a boddhisatva (sb who gained enlightenment)

OMNISCIENT

Who was Jesus? | Seconded!

Valentina Pecchiar — Thu, 08 May 2003 08:44:00 +0000

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On 2003-05-07 18:01, xenos wrote:

I vote for the woman stuff

Who was Jesus? | Jesus Irish?

siilas — Wed, 07 May 2003 21:33:00 +0000

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You say that:

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But most Irishment and Irishwomen are married, it is the Italians who are compulsive story-tellers, and it is the Friesians who wear clogs in order to not bite their toes when they feed.

Who was Jesus? | Oops ..

Harry Bornemann — Wed, 07 May 2003 19:23:00 +0000

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.. no political or religious topics are allowed here

(Except if you could walk over water, turn it into wine and send it via email.)

[ This Message was edited by: Harry_B on 2003-05-08 01:08]

Who was Jesus? | Definitely a woman :)

xeni (X) — Wed, 07 May 2003 18:01:00 +0000

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I vote for the woman stuff

Who was Jesus? | Sehr gut, Sehr gut.

CHENOUMI (X) — Wed, 07 May 2003 17:39:00 +0000

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Danke schn, Martin.

Ich habe Deutsch gelernt aber Ich habe alles vergessen ;(

Thanks for a very good laugh.

S.

Who was Jesus?

Martin Schmurr — Wed, 07 May 2003 17:14:00 +0000

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone \"brother\"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn\'t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a

Californian.

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have

been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment\'s notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just

didn\'t get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work

to do.