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Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Ty!

Kay Denney — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:05:00 +0000

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[quote]Ty Kendall wrote:

What's with all the Belgium/Netherlands bashing? Granted I've only ever spent a few hours in the Netherlands and I've never been to Belgium, everyone knows the worst place in the world is the UK! :-)

Here you don't even have to deliberate with yourself what colour ink pen to use on official forms, it's stipulated for us (This form MUST be filled in with BLACK ink). (Isn't that a violation of my human rights to choose what ink I use??? - Might take that to Strasbourg!) :-)

Surely Belgium has some redeeming features?

[Edited at 2013-05-17 16:47 GMT] [/quote]
You didn't read it thoroughly enough Ty!

In amongst the stuff about grey and brown and cacti they did mention waffles and chocolate, both of which are simply heavenly in Belgium.

Most people would say likewise about the beer too, lots of locally brewed treasures, like wine in France. Unfortunately I can't stand the stuff but I saw plenty of people enjoying it heartily when I was there.

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Indeed

Michael Beijer — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:43:00 +0000

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[quote]Ty Kendall wrote:

What's with all the Belgium/Netherlands bashing? (...)

Surely Belgium has some redeeming features?

[Edited at 2013-05-17 16:37 GMT] [/quote]

Indeed it does. In my view its main redeeming feature is the large amount of work I derive from these same Belgian bureaucrats. The more complex waffle, the more I earn;)

Michael

PS: And yes, England is hell too – that's why my wife and I have recently decided to move to the south of France (for a year or two) next year.

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Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | And I thought England was hell....

Ty Kendall — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:37:00 +0000

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Post title: And I thought England was hell....

What's with all the Belgium/Netherlands bashing? Granted I've only ever spent a few hours in the Netherlands and I've never been to Belgium, everyone knows the worst place in the world is the UK! :-)

Here you don't even have to deliberate with yourself what colour ink pen to use on official forms, it's stipulated for us (This form MUST be filled in with BLACK ink). (Isn't that a violation of my human rights to choose what ink I use??? - Might take that to Strasbourg!) :-)

Surely Belgium has some redeeming features?

[Edited at 2013-05-17 16:47 GMT]

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | That is EXACTLY what bothers me...

Stefan Blommaert — Fri, 17 May 2013 10:09:00 +0000

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[quote]Kirsten Bodart wrote:
It has come that far...
And people find it funny or nothing to worry about... [/quote]

Thank you for exactly pointing out what bothers me when I come back; the complete lack of awareness that they live in a situation that is "volledig van de pot gerukt" (love that Dutch expression!)...Passive, complacent, and downright lazy (until THEY themselves are personally confronted with these ridiculous situations, and then they are "verongelijkt"....surprise!!!!!)...and, of course, expecting everything as if it were their birth right! For the record; this applies both to the Dutch and to the Belgians! Very sad and I do not really have a lot of hope that this will change in the future; I think these places (and large parts of Europe) are on their way down and there is nothing to stop it if people do not start realizing that a mentality change (and a lot of sacrifice) is urgently required...

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Did you know

Kirsten Bodart — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:21:00 +0000

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that a few years ago a study found that increasing numbers of people in Belgium ask themselves the question what kind of pen they should use to fill in a form, what colour the ink should be this especially) and how they should fill it in (capitals or no capitals)? Talk about your faculties being on zero!
It has come that far...
And people find it funny or nothing to worry about...

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Agree

Stefan Blommaert — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:02:00 +0000

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[quote]writeaway wrote:
I've lived in the Netherlands and am still in Belgium but my personal preference would be to never (again) live in either one. [/quote]

...agree! Both have grown increasingly unpleasant over the years (for various and different reasons), especially if one cares to think for oneself, instead of following the herd with your mental faculties on zero.

Come to think of it; Dutch bureaucracy can be as daunting as its Belgian counterpart, especially if you are unfortunate enough to be in a situation that is out of the ordinary (own experience!).

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Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | This is hardly a "report"

writeaway — Thu, 16 May 2013 12:41:00 +0000

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[quote]Cristina intern wrote:

Thanks Michael for sharing this interesting report.

[/quote]

It's someone's observations about Belgium. Some of which are quite true (comments about Belgacom, Charleroi and Louvain-la-Neuve are spot on) and others either no longer apply (Delhaize now has fast check-out-Colyruyt on the other hand takes longer than Delhaize ever did) or are inaccurate.
I've lived in the Netherlands and am still in Belgium but my personal preference would be to never (again) live in either one.

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Big difference between Belgium (Flanders) and the Netherlands

Cristina Bufi Poecksteiner, M.A. — Thu, 16 May 2013 11:50:00 +0000

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Thanks Michael for sharing this interesting report.

Knowing quite well the Dutch language and both countries, I have to admit that there is a difference between Belgium (Flanders) and the Netherlands.
In the Netherlands people can be easy going and professional at the same time.

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Hi Stefan,

Michael Beijer — Thu, 16 May 2013 11:35:00 +0000

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Yes, I hope it didn't come across as too harsh.

I'm working on yet another Belgian annual report at the moment and couldn't resist posting this when I found it. Many of the points could of course also be applied to Randstedelingen.

Michael

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats. | Thank you, Michael

Stefan Blommaert — Thu, 16 May 2013 07:22:00 +0000

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Although a trifle harsh, I had a good laugh with some of the entries!

As a Belgian who has been living abroad for the last quarter of a century, I can only agree with the description of the lack of organisation and downright corruption in this country (of course everything is relative; "corruption" in Brazil, where I live now, is still somewhat different than the variant encountered in Belgium). Also, the narrow-mindedness and disrespect that people show towards anything that is "out of the ordinary", seems to be growing year after year. Even I as a Belgian, but an "abnormal one" at that (having chosen to do things differently), frequently run into this and I have to admit that it drives me up the wall.

Hell is Belgian bureaucrats.

Michael Beijer — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:26:00 +0000

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‘Bureaucracy: A Belgian art form. The process of making an apparently simple task rather less straightforward than it first appeared by positioning carefully drafted bits of paper between the subject and their desired object.’ –An A to Z of BELGIUM

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