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jokes | cuz of your glasses :)

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Fri, 02 May 2025 15:28:00 +0000

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Post title: cuz of your glasses :)

[quote]expressisverbis wrote:

- ChatGPT, swear at me, please.
- I'm sorry, but I can't do that. However, I can offer you a beautiful poem about your incredible intelligence.
- Wow! This guy is too polite! [/quote]

You know with those glasses you look incredible intelligent. :)

jokes | My favorite sketch :)

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sat, 26 Apr 2025 16:29:00 +0000

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jokes | where? :)

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sat, 26 Apr 2025 15:47:00 +0000

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jokes | ~

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sat, 19 Apr 2025 10:47:00 +0000

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jokes | :)

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:09:00 +0000

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jokes | How some words were coined :)

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:52:00 +0000

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jokes | A joke...

expressisverbis — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:15:00 +0000

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- ChatGPT, swear at me, please.
- I'm sorry, but I can't do that. However, I can offer you a beautiful poem about your incredible intelligence.
- Wow! This guy is too polite!

jokes | no sense of humor

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:28:00 +0000

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Post title: no sense of humor

My idea was for someone to make a video for ChatGPT or any AI bot like for Google if was a guy, following the same college humor.
And someone here started to express their feminism and offend the men and blame them for what women will become.
It's like women learned from men, it's our fault, guys.

And Elon Musk was neurodivergent on that stage, "expressing" his "excitement"
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Now this is mocking, not same as my first video for having laugh on our stupid searches on Google or whatever engine.

jokes | I knew somebody would pick this up

Lingua 5B — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 22:53:00 +0000

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Neurodivergent can have many different manifestations. One type may have lack of emotions (that may not apply to you, so no need to jump to conclusions). Neurodivergent is both scientific and politically correct term. Each time I ask GPT an emotional question, it says "I have no emotions and can't process emotions". Had to describe it as a person. So, what exactly have I done wrong here?

We were called to imagine GPT as a person. First, I was not allowed to give it a gender. Then, I was not allowed to give it a neuro profile. Am I making a human or a sci-fi creature?

Relax, people, it's not all about you. I was personifying the GPT.

Yes, I was on topic, check the introductory post. : D

The same guy who called the Google "guy" and asked how GPT would look like a guy, had a problem when I called it a guy. It always amazes me how people micromanage and micro-read these posts into something absurd.

[Edited at 2025-03-16 23:16 GMT]

jokes | Wait, what?

P.L.F. Persi (X) — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 19:58:00 +0000

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[quote]Lingua 5B wrote:

GPT would be an untrustworthy, unreliable person with self-confidence issues and also neurodivergent (no emotions). [/quote]

I'm neurodivergent and I'm extremely empathetic and emotional. The fact is that neurodivergent people can have difficulty regulating their emotions, and express them in a way that neurotypicals won't find baffling, or upsetting, or downright weird and scary.

Biljana, I'm fond of you but I'm sick and tired of those prejudices. Please, do not equate Elon Musk with all neurodivergent people, we've got enough problems as it is.

OK, let's go back on topic.

jokes | true

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 13:19:00 +0000

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According to the Bible that's true, Eve was created from the rib of the Adam.
So, basically men and women are the same. Untrustworthy, unreliable persons with self-confidence issues with no emotions.
Often digging into private stuff of each other, like emails and such...

jokes | Updated

Lingua 5B — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 13:06:00 +0000

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I updated from a guy into a person.

jokes | any AI bot

Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 12:53:00 +0000

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And how about if ChatGPT was a woman?

jokes | ChatGPT

Lingua 5B — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 12:46:00 +0000

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Post title: ChatGPT

GPT would be an untrustworthy, unreliable person with self-confidence issues and also neurodivergent (no emotions). Each time it makes a mistake it says “sorry”, and can’t vouch for any of its statements.

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jokes | Uncle Roger

Alessio Coci (X) — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 11:17:00 +0000

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Watched this Uncle Roger video earlier today, LOL

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Gjorgji Apostolovski — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 10:29:00 +0000

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What if Google was a guy

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I am wondering what would be if ChatGPT was a guy :)