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Friday joke | 'The Law is an Anagram of Wealth'

Steffen Walter — Sun, 08 Dec 2002 21:38:00 +0000

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Anne Clark (1993)

Friday joke | About the schedule

Jacek Krankowski (X) — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 15:40:00 +0000

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One more important reason to stick to your weekend schedule:

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

(an Internet joke)

Friday joke | More of these for the rest of the weekend

Jacek Krankowski (X) — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 14:40:00 +0000

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Friday joke | What a good laugh!

schwensen (X) — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 12:38:00 +0000

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Thanks, it made my day (the \"joke\" -I see some truth in it...- and your schedule!).

Anna

Friday joke | Muchas gracias :-))

Steffen Walter — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 09:27:00 +0000

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Shouldn\'t this letter reshuffle system be patented as it seems to involve an inventive step ;-?

Great stuff - and stick to your schedule (at least for the weekend).

Steffen

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Friday joke | Thanks !!!

ALAIN COTE (X) — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 08:15:00 +0000

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Brilliant!

And such a great schedule !

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Friday joke

José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X) — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 05:28:00 +0000

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Hola,

I got this from a friend and wanted to share it. It is not meant to offend but to get all of us to enjoy a good laugh.

Happy translations and happy weekend !!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL\'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Zs

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I\'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!!!

Before I forget... Here is my schedule for the next week: [url removed]

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