English to French Other

I have very good friends between the ages of 12 and 14 (I am thirteen) from Loches, France and when they come this January, I want to be able to be able to talk to them in both proper and slang French. Last year I bumbled on in my HORRIBLE French, I even told their teacher Joy-X No-el, he just looked at me like he was used to horrible American accents, and weakly smiled. My friends didn't mind my awful French, and usually we just spoke in English. I
e-mail them in French, which isn't to hard, because I kept all my French notes and have about four different types of French Dictionaries. I was hoping you could please tell me the French word and pronunciation for the following slang words, I would really appreciate it. This year after an extensive year of studying and going on the net I hope I won't say stuff like "Kel hour hest teal".
Sure (in answer to yes)
Yah
Green Apple Candy
Boring
Awesome
Crush (to like someone, not to destroy)
Oops
Ouch
Yippee!
Darn it
Shoot (not bang, bang, but the replacement bad word)
Cute
Weird looking
Funny (as in odd)
Funky
Bubblegum
May I please have.
Homework
To study
Internet
E-Mail
Crummy
CD-ROM
Oh my gosh
I have very bad allergies and when I mowed the lawn today, my head almost blew up from all the sneezing.
That sure was not very much fun.
Sunburn
Water-skis
Ultra Sledding (Rubber raft that looks like a Jet Ski, attached to the back of a motor boat)
Yuck!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thanks for your help. Unless I don't understand it, I PROMISE to award the first person who answers four points.