Well, I 'm doing this piece of translation just at no cost. Normally, I was avoiding answering such queries till now from a long time. The ans of pucoug is adorable and applaudable. But I feel that you must post such job as a paid one than to get it translated without paying even a single penny! Well, I'd suggest you to donate few dollars in a church or temple in my name if you are not ready to pay money to anybody. At least, pay regards to god, the supreme power!

But I feel that our other hindi translators are too much generous and respond such queries without even giving it a thought. After a long duration, I 'm translating such a query.
Original text
Mere pyaare George aur Matt,
Tum bahut hi kharab ho. Tum dono mujhe bahut hi sataate ho. Kyon tum aise ho, mujhe to samajh me hi nahi aata. Tum dono pagal ho. Tumhe kuch bhi nahi aata. Aur tum jhoot bolte ho. Aur sab kuch galat karte ho. Aur mujhe bahut hi tang karte ho. Tum dono itna bakwas hai. Kaise tumhe logh pyar karte hain ye mujhe malume nahi. Tum dono ziddi ho. Aur tum bahut hi bure lagte ho. George tum Om Puri jaise ho, aur Matt tum Anupam Kher jaise budde hogaye ho. Aur kuch mein bataa nahi sakti hu, sirf ke tum yede ho.
Translated (Unedited text)

Dear George and Matt,
Both of you are just better than nothing. You irritate me a lot. I don't understand, Why are you so frustative? You are mad. You are just good for nothing fellows. You are always a lier and you never do anything correctly. What a rubbish fellows you are! I just can't understand, why people like you. Both of you are stubborn and your faces full of stubborn looks look very bad. George and Mat, both of you look like old cunning fellows now. What 'd I tell you more than that, you are just most craziest ones.yede</>

O my God, you have read so much slangs directed upon you and you are still looking on monitor!
Obviously I'm joking at the moment.
But please donate 15/10 sterling pounds to some church or temple in my name i.e. PRAKASH SHARMA, so that even if I'll not get your money, I can get at least god's precious blessings.
With Thanks in Advance!
PRAKAASH
Freelance Translator of English, Hindi, Nepali, Sanskrit to four of the same.
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