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And, even if you went to the right schools and got higher scores than John Kerry, as Bush Jr. did, the slightest departure from the assumptions of the conformocracy will earn you a zillion “SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS A VILLAGE IS MISSING ITS IDIOT” stickers.

那么即便你选对了学校，而且成绩比后来的参议员约翰•克里排名还靠前，就像小布什所为，那么只消稍稍考虑一下循规蹈矩的原则，那就真能登上总统宝座，不过会收获无以数计的贴纸，上书“得克萨斯乡下还真挺想那个傻里傻气的乡巴佬”。

departure from the assumptions of the conformocracy 应该怎么翻译合适啊？ 上述译文是否合适呢？