entrar pela madeira dentro

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o Sr. Fernandes voltou a ligar para a depoente, referingo que se queria encontrar con a mesma em isboa, tendo a depoete dito que até poderia ir, mas que ele havia de "entrar pela madeira dentro".

From the context, and that of the previous question, would this mean he would have to keep is cock in his pants?

Sorry if I offend any one - it's all in linguistic accuracy for the justice system to work.