May offend English to French Art/Literary Slang Cockney

"No,XX, but I want to enjoy my freedom a bit first."
"There’s no better way than doing a scam YY. Unless, of
course, you’ve lost your bottle. What are you drinking?It
better not be fruit juice."
I had maintained a healthy lifestyle in prison. I walked
... played tennis...gave up smoking, drinking,
.... But I’d reverted to debauchery within hours of gaining my freedom – as I had
always intended.
"Stop taking the piss, please XX. You know I haven’t
reformed or shown a second’s remorse. And I’ll have a double
Irish whisky. No ice."