Off topic: Wednesday humor
Thread poster: Aurora Humarán
Aurora Humarán  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 09:40
English to Spanish
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Jun 18, 2003

Why wait for Friday humor?

After all... isn´t humor more necessary on Wednesdays?

Some very funny definitions.

Saludos!
Au (today an adult with character lines - tomorrow a skeleton)




ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKEN
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have. I have character lines


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Mary Lalevee  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 12:40
French to English
Humour Jun 18, 2003

Thanks for that Auroura (sorry if I've spelled your name wrong) - made me laugh!
Mary


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Agua  Identity Verified
Spain
English to Spanish
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Thank you. Jun 18, 2003

Hello,

I really should have done a bunch of "Thank you to...", but...

Thank you very much).

Regards,

Mar


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Aurora Humarán  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 09:40
English to Spanish
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No problem, my friend Alf would say... Jun 18, 2003

Aurora: American English
Auroura: British English

Au (easier, shorter, nicer)


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