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Thread poster: Aurora Humarán (X)

Aurora Humarán (X)  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 08:40
English to Spanish
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Sep 27, 2002

7 \"pearls\"....



icon_smile.gifIf Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?


icon_smile.gifI am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.


icon_smile.gifThe difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes

from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.


icon_smile.gifIf you can find something everyone agrees on, it\'s wrong.


icon_smile.gifWe need a president who\'s fluent in at least one language.


icon_smile.gifI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to

bite people themselves.


icon_smile.gifWhen I was a girl I was told that anybody could become President. Now I\'m beginning to believe it.



hApPpy WeEk-EnD !!!


icon_smile.gif Cheers from your ProZ friend

Aurora



 

ferrogrus
Local time: 13:40
English to Russian
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!!!! Sep 28, 2002

something else of this kind?

 

Aurora Humarán (X)  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 08:40
English to Spanish
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TOPIC STARTER
Ferrogrus...7 more !!! Sep 28, 2002

icon_smile.gif I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.


icon_smile.gif Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.


icon_smile.gif The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man


icon_smile.gif People are DNA\'s way of making more DNA.


icon_smile.gif Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor


icon_smile.gif You can\'t have everything. Where would you put it?


icon_smile.gif If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the precipitate.



Cheers from Argentina! Aurora


 

ferrogrus
Local time: 13:40
English to Russian
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!!! Sep 30, 2002

exclusively for me?! THANKS!

 

Arthur Borges
China
Local time: 19:40
English
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Well, sortuv but Oct 2, 2002

Quote:


On 2002-09-28 13:00, aurorah wrote:

icon_smile.gif I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

KEEP PLAYNG DICE WITH THE LETTERS: THEY\'LL FIGURE YOU OUT.


icon_smile.gif Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.

AS FOR CHANGING WOMEN, IT REQUIRES ENDLESS LOVE AND PATIENCE, DOSES OF WHICH MOST OF US MALES CAN ONLY OFFER UP IN TOKEN QUANTITIES.


icon_smile.gif The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man

ASSUMING OF COURSE THAT \"PROGRESS\" IS NOT SYSTEMATICALLY EQUATED WITH \"NET IMPROVEMENT\"


icon_smile.gif People are DNA\'s way of making more DNA.

VARIANT ON PEOPLE AS MERE PLAYTHINGS OF THAT GREAT GOOD DOG IN THE SKY.


icon_smile.gif Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor

WELL, IT DOES REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF BIOLOGICAL HARDWARE UNBESTOWED UPON A ONE GOOD HALF OF HUMANITY.


icon_smile.gif You can\'t have everything. Where would you put it?

I\'D PRESS IT LIKE A FLOWER BETWEEN TWO PAGES OF A FAVORITE FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY AND BURY THE REST IN THE GARDEN, AS I DO WITH ALL MY BONES.


icon_smile.gif If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the precipitate.

THIS INSIGHT OFFERS COLLOID VISIBILITY.


Cheers from Argentina! Aurora


[addsig]


 

Arthur Borges
China
Local time: 19:40
English
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Dogfeedback Oct 2, 2002

[quote]

On 2002-09-27 20:50, aurorah wrote:

7 \"pearls\"....



icon_smile.gifIf Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

VAIT TILL THE IMF SINKS ITS TEETH INTO THEM.


icon_smile.gifI am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

ACTUALLY, THE FBI HAS DECLASSIFIED SOME OF HIS POLITICAL FILE.


icon_smile.gifThe difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes

from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.

LIKES, NOT OPPOSITES, DEFINITELY ATTRACT.


icon_smile.gifIf you can find something everyone agrees on, it\'s wrong.

PERFECTLY IMPOSSIBILE: THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT HARMONY OTHERWISE IT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.


icon_smile.gifWe need a president who\'s fluent in at least one language.

NOPE: THE DOPIER THE LIGHTNING ROD, THE BETTER.


icon_smile.gifI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to

bite people themselves.

SEE ANAGRAM JOKE IN YOUR SECOND SET OF CONTRIBUTIONS AND CONTEMPLATE.


icon_smile.gifWhen I was a girl I was told that anybody could become President. Now I\'m beginning to believe it.

SEE FLUENCY REQUIREMENT ABOVE: YOU\'RE OVERQUALIFIED, DEAR COLLEAGUE.



hApPpy WeEk-EnD !!!

U2





 

Aurora Humarán (X)  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 08:40
English to Spanish
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TOPIC STARTER
Borges... Oct 2, 2002

I´m sure your last name is not a mere coincidence!


icon_smile.gif Aurora


 

Arthur Borges
China
Local time: 19:40
English
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I was wondering when you'd ask... Oct 19, 2002

[quote]

On 2002-10-02 18:05, aurorah wrote:

I´m sure your last name is not a mere coincidence!


icon_smile.gif Aurora


Ask the DOG :->


 


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