Off topic: Who was Jesus?
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schmurr  Identity Verified
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May 7, 2003

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone \"brother\"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn\'t get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a

Californian.

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have

been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment\'s notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just

didn\'t get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work

to do.



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xxxCHENOUMI  Identity Verified
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Sehr gut, Sehr gut. May 7, 2003

Danke schön, Martin.





Ich habe Deutsch gelernt aber Ich habe alles vergessen ;(



Thanks for a very good laugh.



S.


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xxxxeni
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Definitely a woman :) May 7, 2003

I vote for the woman stuff

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Harry Bornemann  Identity Verified
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Oops .. May 7, 2003

.. no political or religious topics are allowed here



(Except if you could walk over water, turn it into wine and send it via email.)

[ This Message was edited by: Harry_B on 2003-05-08 01:08]


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siilas
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Jesus Irish? May 7, 2003

You say that:



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But most Irishment and Irishwomen are married, it is the Italians who are compulsive story-tellers, and it is the Friesians who wear clogs in order to not bite their toes when they feed.


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Valentina Pecchiar  Identity Verified
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Seconded! May 8, 2003

Quote:


On 2003-05-07 18:01, xenos wrote:

I vote for the woman stuff



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xxxsergey
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all of that and more beyond May 8, 2003

a boddhisatva (sb who gained enlightenment)

OMNISCIENT


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