Dec 2, 2003 20:27
21 yrs ago
English term
I feel I am Jordan
Non-PRO
English
Art/Literary
Susannah Constantine
That’s why I, I, I am disguising, I have to say… I did my last pregnancy and I am going to get intimate with you very quickly… Have H cup breasts. And I thought fine this is going to last me for this pregnancy, I put it on, covered half of one of my breasts and now like Jordan, I feel I am Jordan.
That’s why I, I, I am disguising, I have to say… I did my last pregnancy and I am going to get intimate with you very quickly… Have H cup breasts. And I thought fine this is going to last me for this pregnancy, I put it on, covered half of one of my breasts and now like Jordan, I feel I am Jordan.
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+9
15 mins
Ewa Nowicka
United Kingdom
United Kingdom
United Kingdom
Translation is a challenge!
Native in: Polish 
Works in: English to Polish, Polish to English, English, and 1 more.
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about Jordan...
Jordan - big breasred playboy/porn star and model
in the UK the TV shows (on average once a month) a program about her:
"Jordan-the model mum" in which she tells the story of her pregnancy and of her first days after giving birth etc.
I think maybe that is why she's referred to here :o)
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big breasted of course ;)
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You\'re most welcome! :o) And thank you!
in the UK the TV shows (on average once a month) a program about her:
"Jordan-the model mum" in which she tells the story of her pregnancy and of her first days after giving birth etc.
I think maybe that is why she's referred to here :o)
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big breasted of course ;)
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You\'re most welcome! :o) And thank you!
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Patricia Fierro, M. Sc.
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muchas gracias! :o)
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achisholm
9 mins
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thank you! :o)
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bartek
: :o)
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dzięki! :o)
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asusisu (X)
: http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/galleries/worst_celebs/sm...
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yes, the photo speaks for itself ;o) thanks! :o)
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Monika Sojka
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dzięki :o)
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Chris Rowson (X)
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thanks Chris :o)
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Sara Noss
13 hrs
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thanks! nice nickname :o)
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izy
19 hrs
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Vielen Dank! :o)
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Stefanie Sendelbach
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Danke Schön :o)
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4 KudoZ points awarded for this answer.
Comment: "Thanks a lot, Ewa. :)"
3 mins
Hardy Moreno
Native in English
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English
Utmost accuracy and fidelity on time.
Native in: English 
, Spanish
Works in: English to Spanish, Spanish to English
Related KudoZ points
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me siento como Jordan / siento que soy Jordan
depending on context.
Me siento como Jordan
Siento que soy Jordan
Me siento como Jordan
Siento que soy Jordan
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50 mins
i feel i have extremely large breasts
really it's not that difficult. A quick search on google would tell you all you need to know...
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Jordan baby
Jordan, the model with silicone-enhanced 34FF breasts, gave birth to an 8lb 7oz son yesterday. She has no plans to breast-feed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/05...
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Jordan baby
Jordan, the model with silicone-enhanced 34FF breasts, gave birth to an 8lb 7oz son yesterday. She has no plans to breast-feed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/05...
Peer comment(s):
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RHELLER
: H cup is huge!
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Ewa Nowicka
: yes, it is obvious but Lim0nka asks what is Jordan doing there ;o) perhaps this should be preserved in the translation
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resemblance to Jordan (Katie Price)
Pregnancy has made her breasts swell and resemble those of Katie Price aka Jordan, UK Page 3 pin-up ('glamour'/topless), who is somewhat articially enhanced!
The top covers half her breasts, and looking in the mirror, she's like : Wow! Now I look like Jordan (who if she is covered at all, is barely covered!) I feel I am Jordan.
She is Jordan in disguise!!
The top covers half her breasts, and looking in the mirror, she's like : Wow! Now I look like Jordan (who if she is covered at all, is barely covered!) I feel I am Jordan.
She is Jordan in disguise!!
15 hrs
I feel I am like Pamela Anderson right now
Maybe a better known reference when it comes to big boobs!
a bimbo
a bimbo
1 day 1 hr
The River Jordan
Her swelling breasts might make her feel that the synonym of the "River Jordan" might be appropriate.
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